On the 28th of May 2016 it was my privilege to attend “Smut by the Sea” at Scarborough, Yorkshire, England, meeting face to face with other authors and readers I have previously known only through social media.
As part of the event, I read an extract from my novel “Aphrodite Overboard” which seems to have given its audience some pleasure. Here I have replicated the extract in a voice file, and I hope others may obtain some pleasure from it too. I apologize if the audio is not the highest quality, but I’m told it’s acceptable.
Managing to keep my extract within the five specified minutes, I was able to escape – rather, I think, to my own and Victoria Blisse’s disappointment – the butt paddling by which readers are reminded that they are straying over time. Here again, including the necessary introduction, the audio is a little short of five minutes long, but if it inspires any lady to wish to paddle my butt… well, be in touch.